My mom said that i had to go to Independence High School so I shot my own dick off, and choked my mom with it.
The principal of Independence High School touched my balls in the bathroom.
The principal of Independence High School touched my balls in the bathroom.
by Twoguyswhoaren'tgay April 14, 2011
Get the Independence High School mug.The official day when patriotic civilians get to express their freedom by lighting up a dozen of rockets made of gunpowder and cardboard and watching them propel high in the sky, creating an atmosphere of a potassium nitrate-scented aroma. Originally fireworks were used to shoot down unidentified flying objects (UFOs) when they usually fly around during the period of July 4th before Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the delegates declared it as a national holiday. Remade into a hit movie starring Will Smith.
1: "The people from all across the country were firing their rockets into the air!" 2: "It's because today is Independence Day, all them angry folks wanna piece of a flying saucer..." 2: "Even though there is a one in a billionth chance that they would actually hit one..." 1: "Lol, at least it gives Americans something better to do, other than killing themselves."
by ogdajuiceman July 7, 2010
Get the Independence Day mug.A small town in Warren County NJ outside of Hackettstown but still awesome non the less. Its got a basketball program that wins league titles every year beating the kids from Hackettstown. And Liberty Township doesnt come close so dont even complain. Baseball teams suck though will admit. Route 46 basicly forms the town but Independence kids make Hackettstown High School Athletics that little bit whiter that they need.
"Dude I heard about your game last night you got wrecked."
"Those Independence NJ kids from are crazy good man."
"Those Independence NJ kids from are crazy good man."
by Juicy J + The Hash April 29, 2010
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Get the Independence Rock mug.A school filled with trumpolines,trumpoholics,trumpets who think saying the n word will make them popular. This school also make parents pay for everything u even have to pay to wear jeans (ur paying to wear ur own clothing) I absolutely do not recommend this school
by Browndickcathard September 7, 2021
Get the independence academy mug.Independence academy (elementary/middle) is a gay ass school and they don’t know how to take a joke. Everything is so serious and you don’t get to enjoy your middle school years 😭🖕
Also independence academy got kids there that are so fucking nasty, putting for real shit on the bathroom stalls and in the sink, and blood everywhere, like do y’all not know how to wipe y’all ass and use pads.ONG ⁉️
by You.wish.you.knew.who.it.was. September 8, 2021
Get the Independence academy mug.A crappy middle school in Virginia Beach, VA. The teachers suck, the office staff suck, and everyone hates everyone. At lunchtime, everyone has an assigned seat. The 6th graders have more freedom than the 8th graders. There is a prison fence surrounding the school and all of the windows have iron bars on them. Simply walking in the hallway to the bathroom will get you detention... (Saturday detention!!!!!!!)
Me: Is that a prison?
Jack: No it's IMS (Independence Middle School).
Me: No way!!!!
Jack: That place is a hell hole!!!
Jack: No it's IMS (Independence Middle School).
Me: No way!!!!
Jack: That place is a hell hole!!!
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