Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

photo-imposer

One who sneaks into the background of a person or group of people posing for a picture, usually making a face or picking their nose, totally unbeknownst to the photographer.

Sometimes, the savvy photo-imposer will even squeeze in with a group of friends posing for a *guest phtographer.

Guy showing off pictures at work- "Here we are in New York, see the Statue of Liberty behind us?"
Co-worker- "Yeah, but whos that guy next to you scratching his nuts?"

Bill: Here we are at Joe's party, what a blast!
Dave: Who the hell is the guy next to you putting his tounge in your ear???
Bill: Damn photo-imposer, Janet said he grabbed her ass during the picture.

by topsidejoe October 1, 2007

Self-Important Sniff

A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.

Bald Bryan: "Micheal Parks...is the defacto star (Self-important Sniff)"

by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011

impoopment

the opposite of improvement

John and Kate were working on a project. John made a change to the project that Kate didn't like. Kate then said to John: "Man, what an impoopment!"
funny joke

by pxs1919 August 3, 2012

Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance, whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.

"I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman.

by JuicyChodeWeiner420 September 15, 2020

self-important

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat

That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.

by andy M April 2, 2004

important businesseu

The way of saying 'important business'
by Jhope.

Army:" What are you doing in America Jhope?"
Jhope:" Sorry I have important businesseu."

by @not_today August 24, 2019