Immortality Lackaidaisically

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

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Clock Immortality Theory

The widely accepted yet not 100% proven theory in which it is impossible to kill a clock.

You cannot kill Strawberry Clock, I cite the Clock Immortality Theory!

by Mason Clock August 1, 2003

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Quantum Immortality

The idea of our consciousness going to different possibility in order to keep itself alive.

I was going to shoot myself when the gun jammed.
Probably due to Quantum Immortality

by aslpaul3939 January 8, 2021

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Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

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Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

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Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021

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