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BETRAYAL UPGRADE IMMINENT

When you get betrayed by someone/somebody so you gotta take things to full measures.
Person 1: I slept with your girlfriend, my bad man.
Person 2: *Betrayal upgrade imminent*
Person 1: *Gets a sign to the head*
by KlngAsh March 9, 2024
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Imminence

It or they will happen.
The word imminence is related to any subject in a possible future of events to come. These events can be spontanious or over time but they will become, and therefore become Imminence. It is closely related to the word imminent which explains the actual event where Imminence explains the event entirely as a whole. Non-Indigenous become Imminence as they will happen but the time frame is not specified.
by The Tenth Doctor March 9, 2009
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His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."
Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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imminence

The effective phenomenon of linear time (material reality) emerging from consciousnesses.

The primary focus of Judaism.
Judaism focuses on imminence (effective phenomena emerging from consciousnesses) while non-Jewish religions focus on immanence (sense appearing from sentience (self-consciousness)).
by tomorrowtomorrow December 9, 2018
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immanentize the eschaton

IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!!</caps>
Hurry, so that we can IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON!
by Solomaxwell April 14, 2004
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immanent

Present as a natural part of something;present everywhere - Oxford Dictionary.
God is an immanent being because He is present everywhere.
by God's friend. December 9, 2013
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immanentize the eschaton

That time when Terence McKenna was tripping on shrooms and his brother Dennis made a humming noise in his throat that they believed was going to alter the fabric of spacetime and elevate all of humanity to a higher plane of existence.
It's inevitable now, bro. You matched the frequency and started a chain reaction that's going to immanentize the eschaton.
by robot junkyard March 10, 2025
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