I hate it here

I hate it here. Here as in living.

Me: "Let's hang out this weekend since we couldn't last weekend. :)"
Friend: "wEll we may have found a thing."
Me: "What thing?"
Friend: "a racing sim with vr support BUT I GOTTA TEST IT OUT FIRST."
Me: "I hate it here."

by Asuka Blyat June 26, 2020

I hate it here

You most likely hate life in general or just the earth or the universe but you hate it somewhere

Me:I hate it here
My friend: where
Me: everywhere

by Thyself_Fallon September 14, 2021

I hate it here

Used to express disgust, cringe, confusion, or outright bad vibes. Used my mostly short Selena Gomez stans.

(Sees that it’s 8:30 when you were lazy all day) “OMG that’s crazy I hate it here”

by THOOBMOOBS June 15, 2020

oh mighty google i am here for waffles

When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.

Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018

Why am i here

Because friend you’re bored so you thought you would look for some funny defenitions but now you’re here why is that? Destiny friend, destiny

Why am I on this website, why? Why am I here?

by Big w1ener April 3, 2019

I only work here

This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.

co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...

by smoking_acez June 20, 2016

I don't go here

1. "I don't usually participate in this"

2. "I'm not part of this subculture/community"
3. (of a fanwork of some sort) "I'm not part of the fandom for this"

Generally paired with a "but" afterwards, to illustrate why the speaker is 'here' anyway.

(Usage note: I've only seen it used to describe the speaker. The first person form is the one most commonly used, but "doesn't go here" gets a very few hits on Twitter from people describing themselves in third person. There are some other third person results for the phrase, but it coincides with a Mean Girls quote, so I can't be sure whether this is the intended usage or not.)

"I don't go here, but the composition of your art is fucking amazing, holy shit."
"I don't go here, but I felt like I had to step in and clarify some things."
"I don't go here, but this is funny as hell."

by cryptologicalMystic April 25, 2022