I hate it here. Here as in living.
Me: "Let's hang out this weekend since we couldn't last weekend. :)"
Friend: "wEll we may have found a thing."
Me: "What thing?"
Friend: "a racing sim with vr support BUT I GOTTA TEST IT OUT FIRST."
Me: "I hate it here."
by Asuka Blyat June 27, 2020
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You most likely hate life in general or just the earth or the universe but you hate it somewhere
Me:I hate it here
My friend: where
Me: everywhere
by Thyself_Fallon September 15, 2021
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Used to express disgust, cringe, confusion, or outright bad vibes. Used my mostly short Selena Gomez stans.
(Sees that it’s 8:30 when you were lazy all day) “OMG that’s crazy I hate it here”
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When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.
Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles
by MaxSolar0713 December 21, 2017
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Because friend you’re bored so you thought you would look for some funny defenitions but now you’re here why is that? Destiny friend, destiny
Why am I on this website, why? Why am I here?
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This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.
co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...
by smoking_acez April 7, 2016
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1. "I don't usually participate in this"

2. "I'm not part of this subculture/community"
3. (of a fanwork of some sort) "I'm not part of the fandom for this"

Generally paired with a "but" afterwards, to illustrate why the speaker is 'here' anyway.

(Usage note: I've only seen it used to describe the speaker. The first person form is the one most commonly used, but "doesn't go here" gets a very few hits on Twitter from people describing themselves in third person. There are some other third person results for the phrase, but it coincides with a Mean Girls quote, so I can't be sure whether this is the intended usage or not.)
"I don't go here, but the composition of your art is fucking amazing, holy shit."
"I don't go here, but I felt like I had to step in and clarify some things."
"I don't go here, but this is funny as hell."
by cryptologicalMystic April 25, 2022
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