I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

I will fuck you with a rake by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008

I don't fuck with you 

A song made by Big Sean. It is literally a song about not caring.

"I don't fuck with you, you big dumb dumb."

I don't fuck with you by GameCheater803 April 1, 2016

i don't fuck with 

If you dont don't like someone or something
Synonym: I don't rock with Drake.

I don't fuck with Drake.

i don't fuck with by gfzhjznYymnmzhjz6656pyyyYouffr January 31, 2018

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me by holydrugs April 26, 2022

I'm the one you don't fuck with 

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.

Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O

I'm the one you don't fuck with by dogottsel August 27, 2013

I want to have fuck with you 

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her

Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

CHECK FAILURE

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."

I want to have fuck with you by DiscoThey May 4, 2024

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021