I-don't-care-ican 

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

I-don't-care-ican by illEATurHARTout May 27, 2005

newsflash: i don't care 

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.

Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

newsflash: i don't care by Diana Stephens May 23, 2005

I don't care to do that 

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."

When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.

I don't care to do that by WV transplant May 10, 2012

I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.

I don't care who y'ar...Applebee's is good.

I don't care who y'ar... by nolangray February 4, 2012

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

I don't care if you're talking to God 

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

I don't care if you're talking to God by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010

I don't care 

1. I don't care is normally said by someone who does actually care about the situation, although they are saying otherwise.
2. In some pop culture efforts it is seen as I love you

Cecilia told Zoe I don't care but Cecilia really did care deep down

I don't care by Atlas29 March 12, 2019