Everything I Say Is a Lie

Except that. And that.

Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.

by Confuciouss August 19, 2008

need i say more

You know what else would follow if I were to tell you more.

He is hot! Need I say more?

by Word-Enthrallment June 24, 2014

what can i say

mock-offhand response to a compliment, usually one on looks or personality.

person 1 you are just the best

person 2 well, what can i say..

by Angelacia March 29, 2011

Do As I Say Not As I Do

An expression used to call out hypocrites, including "environmentalists" with private jets, politicians who send their children to private schools while opposing measures to give other kids the same chance, or those who accuse others of racism while not hiring minorities.

Also the name of a 2005 book by Peter Schweizer, subtitled "Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy."

Hillary Clinton is basicallly proof of Do As I Say Not As I Do.

by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

What I Say is Royal Ocean

Having the ultimate say to end any argument or over commings.

Girl-" I Love you."
Guy- "I love you more."
Girl- "I love you mostest and What I Say is Royal Ocean."

by kizzle911 April 7, 2013

Do as I say, not as I do

A teacher or superior directing a student or subordinate not to follow a bad example they give, but to stick to the rules. Often used to imply hypocrisy, but could also have legitimate reasons.

Do as I say, not as I do, the congregation murmured, when the pastor preached decency after half the village had observed him getting overly friendly with the innkeeper's wife.

Do as I say, not as I do, said the old sailor to the boy, letting go with both hands of the yardarm, instructing the younger to always hold fast.

by toomuchBS July 7, 2020

Can I say the N word

A question, often asked by Wiggers, to the President Obama.

"Can I say the N word?"
"Can I have an N word pass?"

by Can I say the N Word March 18, 2019