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D.I.L.I.G.A.F 

Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
Person1 "I have had a shit day today"
Person 2 "D.I.L.I.G.A.F.?"
D.I.L.I.G.A.F by wyvern May 4, 2006

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.
To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.i.l.y.a.i.s.b.i.k.y.d.f.t.s

i don't know how to tell you this but i like you and i'm sorry because i know you don't feel the same.
I.D.K.H.T.T.Y.T.B.I.L.Y.A.I.S.B.I.K.Y.D.F.T.S

D I V I N E 

I.L.Y.S.M.B.I.D.K.I.Y.L.M.B 

I love you so much but I don't know if you love me back
When texting a girl you love and you don't know if she loves you you risk it all and see I.L.Y.S.M.B.I.D.K.I.Y.L.M.B

I’d give my left nut to… 

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .