at least i had a go

to everyone goes out on the piss, gets so drunk you spew all over yourself or wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, wakes up next to someone and thinks ''what the fuck was i thinking'', wakes up in a cell, wakes up thinking who the fuck was that bloke i was talking to all night, who go on trip away and break out in a rash from too much goon.

There is an explanation to your actions and its ''AT LEAST I HAD A GO''
wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, BUT at least i had a go
by HaveAGo December 09, 2009
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It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
It could be that with you
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)
by Death Menace February 06, 2023
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wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!
i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a ja-a-ket... i wish i had a jacket...
by Lickable February 14, 2004
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i had a few socks

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks
i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"
by socks man January 07, 2022
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A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...
by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008
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the indicated event occurs very frequently
If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008
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