I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011

i've heard it both ways 

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.

Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

i've heard it both ways by blulelizard October 5, 2009

I've got your back

You are going to watch out and be a second set of eyes for someone. You will look out for their best interests and let them know if they have missed something. You will stick up for them.

Dbyrn: Hey, Frappe, I saw some kids messing around near your car, looked like they might be think about breaking in.
Frappe: Dude, seriously?
Dbryn: Yeah, I took some pix of them with my cell phone and they saw me and split really quick.
Frappe: Thanks Dude!
Dbryn: Don't worry, you know I've got your back.

I've got your back by dhax August 7, 2011

i've been had 

i have been the victim of a scam and have suffered some ill result.

she told me this ring was real gold, but it's turning my finger green! i've been had!

i've been had by hiddenpaw February 19, 2009

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize” by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl by Telephony August 6, 2015

I've been a bad girl daddy 

Expression used mostly by the younger generation from 18-20s to show their devotion to god, the sentence is a synonym for "Forgive me father for I have sin". Even though this is a relatively new phrase it has already found its way into lots of people; often in bed, praying to "daddy".

"I've been a bad girl daddy, I think I deserve punishment". This is an even bigger step, acknowledging their imperfections and accepting the conseuences of their actions.

I've been a bad girl daddy by momslayer69 December 22, 2020