Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything.

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

by anonymous January 9, 2021

I’ve

A contraction for “I have”

I’ve been searching for you around the whole house.

by bluestinger66 August 29, 2022

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

These people are even more brainwashed than the Obama Generation. Troll season is beginning to pick up, big time.

I wonder if there will be loads of mass murders from so many confused and repressed people. (Hmn, just now waking up?)

I’ve never seen the world so insane before

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

I’ve taken eagle shoot

Another way to say “rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin”.

Person 1: Hey, I’ve taken Eagle Shoot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.

by penspen May 2, 2018

I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

by party mom May 15, 2021

I’ve got cheese to slice

Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.

We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.

by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023