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I swear on my friggin Yeezys

It means you swear on everything and if disagreed with you’re more than willing to fight because dollar store camera is equipped and world star is calling. Often associated with bread type shenanigans.
I swear on my friggin Yeezys if you wanna fight we gon fight -other person “what, you tryna get on world star?” Yeah I got my dollar store camera on.

i swear to cum 

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends
Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED
i swear to cum by cum #727 December 9, 2022

I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."
I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

I swear to God 

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend
I swear to God by Sherly:) October 9, 2018

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

I swear down mate 

When a Geordie is angry they say this
"I swear down mate I'll punch you!"