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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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Hetherington Shower

To bathe in deodorant or anti-perspirant, usually in the absence of any immediately available, advanced body-washing facilities.
There's banner-making to do and all sorts, so I've not got time to go to the QMU. Think I'll just take a Hetherington Shower and have done for now....
by flankspeed June 29, 2011
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hyphendufanator

is a rubber grommet used for completing the attachment of the pipe to the bong,such as the rubber off a pen or like a rubber spark plug boot. helps with making a airtight seal on your bong .
hyphendufanator can be used as a boot on the end of a pipe to protect you from the heat if its to short or if your blowing a new pipe.or as a gasket sealer for your bong
by jhubb from long lake January 18, 2012
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come-hither

Being very seductive.
You have that come-hither look in your eyes.
by pato May 31, 2003
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hetherskett

a person, most often a girl, who sticks her ass out in instagram photos. normally lives in hethersett but not compulsory. must attend the high school in hethersett. may talk like a chav, but must be flat for full effect to work.
“damn did you see ellie’s recent?”

“yeh she’s such a hetherskett”
by hahahahahahahahahlolwhoami April 29, 2020
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hither

1. Means to go somehwere

2. telling some one to come towards you; over here
1. lets go hither over there

2. come hither Jen, we don't have all night!
by ADD March 31, 2005
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Hathen

A guy who matches his profile picture with an egirls profile picture believing that it will get the egirl interested in them when in reality it does not.
Kianoush is a Hathen
by Atomization March 14, 2020
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