hypothetical relationship

a relationship that occurs in one's mind, but not actually in reality. can potentially evolve into a slight obsession.

ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation

by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010

Hypothetical High Five

The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.

Person No. 1: Hypothetical high five!

(Persons 1 and 2 think about this)

Persons No. 1 & 2: Nice!

by J Bernard December 31, 2007

Hypothetical Man

Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".

That bang average mid with yee ass haircut must be THE Hypothetical Man.

by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021

suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.

Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

~
*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!

by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015

hypothetical high-five

similar to a wifive, but featured on the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'

A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.

"Ted! Hypothetical High-Five!"
Barney looks like he's thinking
"Nice!"

by Sock7R January 2, 2009

Hypothetical Relationship

An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".

I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.

by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014

hypothetical situation

A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.

Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.

Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?

Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!

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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?

Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.

by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011