Hysterical Mexican Syndrome

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.

Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.

by Killtankbts November 8, 2012

Zune Hysteria

A condition that affects Zune users when their devices won't work properly or they cannot use the Zune service to download songs. Diagnosed by a whiny message or hollow threat on the Zune message board.

Zune hysteria mostly appears on the Zune Boards :
"Dudes, I can't download any music right now from the Zune website! I want a refund of points or I'm going to go buy an Ipod!!"

by Scott31 January 3, 2009

hysterical literature

A series of videos where women read an extract from a book , while being jerked off by a vibrator underneath the table. After the women has an orgasm, She looks into the camera and tells you her name and the book she was reading/just read.

That girl started moaning as she read the book. I then realised she was having an orgasm. That's Hysterical Literature for you.

by KSSLad August 6, 2018

Hysteria Savant Syndrome

A disease from Hidan No Aria, Hysteria Mode (Hysteria Savant Syndrome or HSS) is a trait which causes the bodies of those carrying it to activate 30 times more neural transmitters than the average person, which makes the function of his central nervous system, namely the cerebrum, cerebellum, and spinal cord, accelerate dramatically when he is sexually excited.
As a result, in Hysteria Mode, logical thinking, judgment and reflexes all rise exponentially. Users enter a temporary super mode, like a transformation. It is seen in the novel that Hysteria Mode also permits the user to develop a sixth sense.

"Collin has a lolita complex, so when he sees a little girl in danger, his Hysteria Savant Syndrome activates

by KeoticRambo November 14, 2012

hysterical Bitch

A bitch who is always overly dramatic &/or so crazy that it's funny.

(Typical Conversation)
Boy: Pass the mustard, please?
Girl: ...Why do I have to get it? Why couldn't you ask the person right beside me, huh!? HUH!?
Boy: What?
Girl: I don't like how you talk to me!!! Don't WHAT me! You, mf-er!
Boy: All I said was to pass the MUSTARD, you hysterical bitch!

by King or Queen October 9, 2006

crew hysteria

the hysteria that occurs after a long crew practice usually early in the morning when the rowing is done on an empty stomach

signs of crew hysteria are babbling about strange things and not being able to walk right or think correctly
this is responsible for all strange actions after crew

Rower one: look at the front and the back... its a parade!!!
rower two:oh god.... she has a case of crew hysteria

by rower1 July 11, 2010

Hobster

A cross between a hobo and a hipster, like a roomate who usually has money for nice clothes but no rent money on the 1st

Hobsters are taking over this neighborhood.

by cplax July 23, 2016