rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person

Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.

by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011

Turd Hurdle

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.

If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.

by riccroccman July 3, 2014

Sniz Hurdle

A Sniz Hurdle is where you sniff your nose and make that loud, annoying grunting sound.

I walked passed John's room, and I herd him do this horrible Sniz Hurdle

by StixCGS September 21, 2017

turtle hurdle

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).

I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.

by JayAddy September 25, 2023

Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

Windows Shit Hurdle

Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.

I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.

by darthgandhi December 29, 2025

Cuddle Huddle

A group of people cuddling, hugging, or otherwise embracing for a prolonged period of time while in an upright position. May be standing or sitting, but not lying down.

"It was too wet outside to lay down, so instead of a cuddle puddle we formed a cuddle huddle."
"Our group hug lasted so long that it stopped being a hug and became a cuddle huddle"

by TruthinParadox June 7, 2016