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Humpty Dumpty

Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)
That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!
by creality March 5, 2020
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"Hi I'm Big Ed and we did the Humpty Dumpty sex move, basically what I do is hump and then dump." - sixteenleo
by sheeeeeeesh_ May 3, 2021
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-A move during sexual intercourse about humping and then dumping your load.

-A reference to a sixteenleo video where Big Ed reveals that him and Liz are getting along physically.
"According to sixteenleo in a video, basically what Big Ed does to Liz is the Humpty Dumpty move."

"Hey Ed! have you Humpty Dumpty Liz last night?"
by ririequinox May 4, 2021
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When your done humping the bitch you take a fat shit on her chest and skirt as quick as possible.
mason gave jessica the humpty dumpty last night yadada mean
by HTF yadada September 24, 2009
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Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.
Want to have humpty dumpty later?
by chapter34 May 11, 2011
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This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.
Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.
by Buttsacola July 30, 2010
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