Name given to someone who does a bad job of offers poor quality of goods or services and is generally incompetent at what they claim to be good at and often make simple or stupid or way below novice level mistakes and usually does not care about it either. (N.B. this is the British meaning as opposed to the American one of Humping a girl then Dumping her)
That 'plasterer' who plastered my wall was a right Humpty Dumpty he plastered over all the electrical outlets!!!
by creality March 5, 2020
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. A fat round and smooth male who has no signs of hair on his body whatsoever. He only eats free ranged eggs because he’s a free egg, and has sex with starving women on a regular basis that weigh between 75-100 pounds, and when he cums he suddenly puts all of his weight on top of the woman and splatters cum and blood everywhere.
by Blackflys October 14, 2017
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. by HTF yadada September 24, 2009
Get the humpty dumptymug. by mr.didthisinenglish August 23, 2011
Get the the humpty dumptymug. by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
Get the humpty dumptymug. when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!
small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!
by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 2, 2010
Get the humpty-dumptymug. by chapter34 May 11, 2011
Get the humpty dumptymug.