Hump Day

Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"
It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.

The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.
by JJ Easy November 20, 2013
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hump day

A term used exclusively by douchebags in reference to Wednesday.
Some douchebag named Garrett: Happy hump day!

Man: It's called Wednesday, you piece of garbage.
by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009
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hump day

The middle of the work week, wednesday, or the beginning of the weekend, depending on your level of addiction to alcohol.
The day of the almighty hump day soiree
Man, Delta Chi had a kick ass hump day soiree last week!
by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 09, 2005
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Hump Day

Wednesday - the day preceding Thursday and after Tuesday, midweek week peak day...down hill slide to the weekend.

Acronym - Having Unusual Midweek Psychotic Delusions And Yearnings
No example for Hump Day required...see above.
by justpassntime November 04, 2011
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hump day

Wednesday. It is called hump day beccause it is often referred as the ''hump'' of the week because it's two more days til Friday
Today is hump day. Let's hump
by Your Mom in a bikini July 26, 2006
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Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.
"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"
by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017
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hump day

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.
I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.
by Arlene Fester October 06, 2006
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