humaroo

human and kangaroo characteristics in one specimen.

I took some hair from a joey at the Steve Irwin Zoo and combined genes with my own to create a humaroo.

by sunshineyday June 13, 2009

humanology

The Study of Humans.

There is a student studying Humanology.

by Jayden ( Fried Bananas ) October 22, 2017

Mad Horny Calob Humanoid

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!

Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!

by Mad Horny Calob Humanoid January 4, 2017

subsonic humanoid

A person born with a deformity of the skull, making thier head look like 2 Liter bottle of pepsi. Without knowing it, they are constantly sending out subliminal messages in everything they say. You may not be paying attention to it when it speaks because it sounds retarded, but there will be information left deep in your brain for future revelations.

The best way I can describe a subsonic humaniod is a guy with a not very well structured skull and there's blood filling his head like a water balloon that's about to burst at any moment. If you see a subsonic humaniod RUN away don't try and act tough because you don't stand a chance.

My sister is a subsonic humanoid. I have to wash her, feed her, and teach her right from wrong.

Family means the world to me.

by Reader. April 1, 2009

Stonerifous Humanous

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

Stonerifous Humanous is a cool species.

by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007

Hematogasm

When a man ejaculates blood.

Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?

Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.

by Scout was fat. March 7, 2018

humanostics

Humanostics was born by combining "human" with "diagnostics"

Companies excel through focussing on their humanostics i.e. setting the strongest teams, using dianogstics to assess candidates and to inspire existing team members to perform optimally

by sturpede March 24, 2019