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The happy humanist

An allen in a world of kens (barbie movie reference)

A chad feminist who respects women/other minorities , instead of getting brainwashed by collective ignorance.

Though she/he/they get downvotes a lot, they are brave enough to keep standing up against misogynists on UD

An intellectual being, that sees through misogyny, and combats it.

Someone who make women that have been harmed by everyday misogyny. feel safe, without even realizing it.
Person A: some user going by the happy humanist goes against the misogyny on UD even though they get a bunch of downvotes, that’s brave

girl B: OMG I love that person! I hope they get so much positive energy and good karma <33
by #1 Happy humanist fan August 24, 2023
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happy humanist

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.
by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016
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Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.
Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.
by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015
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Weapons are humanitarian aid.

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023
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faith in humanity

What is lost whenever you watch the news.
by Dubiks November 10, 2018
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Reject humanity, return to monke

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke
by A waste of air March 15, 2021
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bouquet of humanity

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.
Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021
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