hulu-loser

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump

Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.

by TeaInTheMoment February 4, 2018

Hulu and Chill

When Netflix and chill don't work no more

Person 1: Aye shawdy you down to Netflix and chill
Person 2: nigga no
Person 1: how about Hulu and chill
Person 2: awh I love Hulu, yeah

by PetriePeyton September 23, 2015

Hulu and relax

A generic alternative to Netflix and chill. Though Netflix and chill is a euphemism for sex, Hulu and relax is actually watching Hulu but complaining to your significant other/booty call about the mainstream popularity of Netflix.

Person 1: What are you doing this weekend?

Person: *sighs* We're going to watch Hulu and relax

by Ubiquitous Jackson October 21, 2015

Hulu and ice cream

The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.

Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?

Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.

Guy 1:You're pathetic.

by Sneaky_Fish April 1, 2016

Hulu and woo hoo

Another version of Netflix and chill

Let's get some hulu and woo hoo mate

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019

Hulu and Rimjob

The true follow-up to Netflix and Chill and AM Radio and chill. To watch hulu and give a rimjob.

20 minutes into hulu and rimjob and she give you this look.

by Señor Heisenberg August 22, 2016

Hulu dat bih'

Verb, when you miss a tv show, and your going to watch it on hulu later.

Guy 1: "hey did you catch the office?"
Guy 2: "No I'm Gunna.."
Guy 1 & Guy 2: "HULU DAT BIH'!!!"

by Totesmegoats October 25, 2009