knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

active hugging

polite way to say having sex

what were u doing last night?
oh some serious active hugging duude

by mimi0606 February 21, 2009

deep hugging

when two people love eachother very "deeply", they engage in the act of deep hugging. A deep hug is the act of "doing it", also known as intercourse. deep intercourse.

Simon so deep hugs Denea.

Hey you come over here and give me a deep hug.

I enjoy all that deep hugging we did last night.

by Zippitybipbop December 23, 2010

huggingley

adj. something that is good, sweet, cute, loving, and makes you happy, like a hug

the teddy bear was so huggingley

by Mary Burkett January 14, 2008

Hugging the Bucket

Experiencing the most vile and wretched hangover whereby you are predisposed to spending hours in the bathroom clinging to the toilet heaving all but your internal organs out repeatedly into the bowl.

Where’s Sam? He was out all night partying. He’s in the shitter hugging the bucket. Been in there for about 4 hours now. You should hear him any minute heaving out another round.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Corner Hugging

The act of staying close to a corner on a dark street during the night in an attempt to attract sexual attention, and later exchanging salacious acts with each other.

jon: yo, did you see all that corner hugging back there?
bob: yeah, they must be getting at least 200 per!

by MYNAMEISJESUS12345 December 14, 2010

Wall Hugging

Standing in a corner not socializing with anyone. Mostly at parties

Ion wanna see no Wall Hugging

by bad.jawn9405 January 29, 2019