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Hubert

The most amazing person in the world. You will never meet someone like that in your whole life. Take the change, be with him.
I want to be hubert!
by bubu13 February 6, 2010
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Huber morning

Waking up Looking extremely beat and exhausted. Wake up wearing different clothes than the ones you slept in. No energy to move body. Smell like Raging Hot Chicken, weed, fruit roll-ups, and ton dog
Mom and Dad: Bitch you look beat as fuck
Me: sorry just having a Huber morning
by Female7777777 September 30, 2019
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huberize

To ruin anything that could possibly be cool. To "nerd up"; to make awkward and tiresome.

hu-ber-iz-ing: The act of ruining anything that could possibly be cool.
1) If you have mentioned the word "parse" more than once during a conversation, the conversation is said to have been "huberized".

2) Joining a conversation you have entered too late to pick up on, and then asking all parties to start over, is to generally "huberize" the entire situation.

3) When a number is mentioned as part of a sentence in any context besides mathematics, remarking that the number is (or is not) prime will instantly "huberize" the conversation.

Sentence examples:
"Man, lunch really got huberized today."
"Everybody was having a good time until sombody went and huberized things."
by goounit May 22, 2006
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Hubert Moszka

The owner of SCPSL. Has a redbull addiction. Does not like pings.
@Hubert Moszka#7777
by ALPHA_sh March 24, 2019
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huber

probably the smartest man one could ever meet
Just ask Huber. He'll know what to do.
by coach hall December 28, 2005
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haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)
"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?
by faggo delux February 19, 2005
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rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.
You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?
by rm_you November 3, 2005
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