America's most rundown city. Just driving from either Bush International or Houston Hobby airports reveals the truth that while this a business town, she is one ugly skank. Residents are uneducated and thuggish, for the most part. Even the most upscale mall, the Galleria, is geared towards people who can't afford to shop there. Nightlife? What nightlife? Just because you slap a sign on a tired-looking building doesn't make it upscale. Washington Ave? Ghetto fabulous. Rice Village? Ugly strip malls backed up to each other. Montrose? This is an embarrassment for anyone who identifies as gay. What a complete mess and dump.
Poor Houstonians try so hard to lumped together with NYC, Chicago and LA, but fail miserably. Houston is the forgotten red-headed step child who is ignored and ridiculed behind her back. She's fat (fattest city in US), she's uneducated (low number of residents with college degrees), she's ugly (just drive around and you'll agree), she's flat (not a hill in sight). Did I mention she's violent, too? Look at the crime stats.
The only reason to visit this place is to see your aging Grandma Maria or just to change planes onto a much better destination. Nothing comes out of Houston except a bunch of hot air. Please stop telling me that you can get cuisine from any country. The same can be said about any city in America.
Official motto of city? Houston - It's embarrassingly cheap for a reason...come see why
Poor Houstonians try so hard to lumped together with NYC, Chicago and LA, but fail miserably. Houston is the forgotten red-headed step child who is ignored and ridiculed behind her back. She's fat (fattest city in US), she's uneducated (low number of residents with college degrees), she's ugly (just drive around and you'll agree), she's flat (not a hill in sight). Did I mention she's violent, too? Look at the crime stats.
The only reason to visit this place is to see your aging Grandma Maria or just to change planes onto a much better destination. Nothing comes out of Houston except a bunch of hot air. Please stop telling me that you can get cuisine from any country. The same can be said about any city in America.
Official motto of city? Houston - It's embarrassingly cheap for a reason...come see why
Houstonian: Hi, I'm Juan and I'm from Houston.
Person 2: Really? That place is boring dump of a city.
Houstonian: We have the second most Fortune 500 companies in the country.
Person 2: Gee, where do I sign up?
Person 2: Really? That place is boring dump of a city.
Houstonian: We have the second most Fortune 500 companies in the country.
Person 2: Gee, where do I sign up?
by Houstonator March 14, 2012
Get the Houston mug.The most boring city on earth, not kidding, and one of the ugliest, just a bunch of oil, conservative brats, more SUVs per capita than any city. Once you get past the 610 loop, it's just sprawl for miles and miles. Most of Houston is a ghetto, but the farther out you go, the less true that is. Most Hispanics and Orientals live where the White people lived 20-100 years ago, since all the white people now live in Spring, Tomball, and those other shitty snob towns. Pretty soon those will become ghettos, Houston may become so big, one day it will swallow the world whole.
The only good things about Houston are...
It never snows
Cost of living is ridiculously cheap
Beautiful ladies come from there (Hilary Duff, Beyoncé, Megan Fox, etc)
The people are warm and friendly
The only good things about Houston are...
It never snows
Cost of living is ridiculously cheap
Beautiful ladies come from there (Hilary Duff, Beyoncé, Megan Fox, etc)
The people are warm and friendly
by wahtever123 February 7, 2009
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A boring city in eastern Texas with no sidewalks and the fattest people in the US. It does have some ghetto places though and a lot of hispanics especially Salvadorians and Mexicans
by Texan chick July 15, 2008
Get the houston mug.Also known as Satan's Asshole where your encaged in the hands of fast food restaurants and schools filled with illiterate imbaciles.
by joTHAIStoise April 15, 2007
Get the Houston mug.Overrated city that is falling apart. Home of people that mostly have no clue as to where other places are. Stuck halfway between the civil war and a third world country. Too hot too stuck on thinking it is better than anywhere else. Too busy hating New Yorkers and thinking they all come from the city. Overrun with morons that can't reason. Has good BBQ and a few people that are good but the majority are out for money. The apartment managers are usually slumlords that take pictures of their property at certain angles to make them look appealing. They come together for disasters but at other times will snub you if you are not like them.
Houston is overrated and people expect great things until they get there and are stuck trying to get out.
by Notasitappears September 21, 2017
Get the Houston mug.A bigger version of Dallas. The 4th largest single city in the United States and largest city in Texas. America’s 7th largest metro area. As big as the Houston area is, it isn't even the largest in Texas. Dallas-Ft. Worth is the largest. It’s economy has a broad industrial base in energy, manufacturing of chemicals and petrochemicals, aeronautics (NASA is headquartered in the city), technology, biotechnology and healthcare and research institutions. It is home to the most Fortune 500 companies outside New York City. It’s numerous high-paying jobs followed by a low cost of liviing makes Houston a very easy city to live in. It is one of the fastest-growing metro areas in the country and is a classic example of urban sprawl gone ammock, like many Sun Belt cities including its rival, Dallas. Houston saw a surge of New Orleans refugees in September of 2005, after Hurricane Katrina. It is believed that its crime rate (already among the highest in the country) escalated rapidly after receiving the evacuees. Houston is almost an urban hell to live in because it has no zoning regulations whatsoever, thanks to its voters. Not suprisingly, it has the second-worst air pollution in the country after Los Angeles. For a city of such large size, Houston has very abysmal public transportation and just about everybody drives everywhere. The roads are overused, overcrowded, underfunded and in need of repair. Houston has among the youngest populations in the nation,partly due to an influx of immigrants (both legal and illegal) into Texas. It has the third-largest Hispanic and third-largest Mexican population in the United States. An estimated 400,000 illegal immigrants reside in Houston if you can believe it or not. That’s perhaps why the city has such a high crime rate. Houston, although not with a profile like the crowded East Coast cities, has just about everything: professional sports teams from every sport except hockey, museums, a theme park, tons of bars and nightclubs, an active nightlife, and ranks high in the arts. Houston is just damb big all over the place and an urban nightmare if you want to live there. It’s a nice place to visit or conduct business, but you don’t want to live there. Houston, we have a problem.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 28, 2007
Get the Houston mug.A big fat ugly obese woman with a penchant for eating large amounts of junk food and torturing her sons who lives with her at age 35.
If you want to come to Houston you can see the whale, Myself for one. I was voted fattest woman in Texas and damn Proud.
by REBECCA REHMEYER_ October 29, 2008
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