housewife 

A Housewife is a woman who has chosen to not work outside the home for money, but rather devotes all time, energy and love into creating a safe, warm, clean home for her family to grow and thrive. She cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry, childcare, shopping, countless errands and careful money management all while supporting her family and community through community service work, volunteering and general parenting. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker.

After earning her master's degree she left her career after five years to be a housewife and mother.

housewife by MEd Mom April 27, 2016

Clunky Housewife 

A clumsy, awkward, yet attractive woman.

Boy 1: Dude, Mrs. Turner is a total MILF!
Boy 2: Yeah but she is such a clunky housewife.

Clunky Housewife by ClunkyHousewivesAnonymous June 25, 2010

The Real Housewives of Covid 

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.

The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!

The Real Housewives of Covid by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

Real Housewives of Covidville 

Another incarnation of the ultra-successful Real Housewives media machine located in some Anytown, USA, depicting the household dramas, social isolation and warping lack of structure that is causing mental breakdowns all over the country.

In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!

Real Housewives of Covidville by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020

Real Housewives of Orange County 

Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.

I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?

Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!

Real Housewives of Orange County by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008

housewife 

something a ho absolutely cannot turn into

can't turn a ho into a housewife

housewife by dr funkytown January 20, 2013

suburban housewife 

A housewife that owns, but can’t drive, a giant SUV like an Escalade or a Suburban.

This suburban housewife almost ran me off the road.

suburban housewife by Smallbob July 25, 2020