Hodnet

A Hodnet occurs when a friend, or your gunner, either accidently or purposefully exposes you to his junk. For a true Hodnet, said junk must be at eye level and the victim must be caught completely unaware.

John: "So I'm driving along and talking about what I'd do if I won a million dollars. I told everyone in the truck I'd go munting, or set everyone up for a Virtual David Copperfield, or possibly even get everyone an alaskan pipeline. Then my gunner asks the TC to hand him a RIP-IT. So my TC reaches into the cooler and turns around to hand it to him, only to catch an eyeful of his junk! A full on Hodnet! He swears it was on accident, but no one forgets to zip up and like that.

by Einbahnstrasse January 15, 2010

Marble Hornets

A rock thrown at the general testicular region.

"Yo, you see Tim got hit with marble hornets in entry 35?!"-Jay
"Yeah, son! It was whack." - The Operator

by tothearkz March 3, 2011

Hotness Scale

A measuring tool that many guys use to quantitatively compare the hotness of girls on a 10 point scale. While girls may do this to, men are notorious for having consistent and somewhat harsh scales. The scale is a harsh scale, since there is no real thing as a perfect 10, and fairly attractive girls are given scores that are what they may seemingly deserve. For example, Kirsten Dunst would probably only recieve a 6.5 or 7. This is a fair rating. The minimum rating that most men would consider fucking is a 4.

EX-

A: Dude I would totally bone that chick, she's a 6.5.
B: Are you blind? She is a 4, far below fucking standards on the hotness scale.

by Larry Finster December 28, 2009

Hotnuts

A man wearing shorts above the knee level, ranging from small gym shorts to Daisy Dukes. Usually suggests gayness or just a really bad sense of dress.

Damn, look at Hotnuts over there. Those balls are practically grazing the flames!

by stop it loser March 8, 2009

hotness everdeen

when your hotter than the girl on fire🔥🔥🔥

guuurrrrllll u r hotttt. hotness everdeen over hereeeee.

by Mr Freckless April 17, 2017

Horneth

Medieval term when a gentleman or knight found a particular lady exceptionally attractive.

As Rab looked at the gorgeous flowing dark curly hair of his Sweetheart Tracy, he did exclaim, "that curlieth hair is most certainly giving me the horneth"

by Rabski13 June 15, 2018

hotnem

Originally foenem, modified by the goated rapper polo g

A- yo that nigga Talkin slick cuh
B- ehh don't fret foe hotnem got him

by Strappedup69 June 13, 2021