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horseshitishness

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.
There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.
by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018
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Horseshit Whisperer

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?
by tirtle March 14, 2017
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Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
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Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.
Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.
by waytogo September 22, 2009
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happy horseshit

Phrase usually preceded with "a bunch of" referring to any number of persons, incidents, conversations, speeches, etc...in an unfavorable way. A fun way to say "bullshit" or "full of shit" while also lending a nice visual.
Colts win Superbowl 41?!?! Well, isn't that just a bunch of Happy Horseshit!!!
by Bitwit December 9, 2008
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Horseshit artist

Tommy is a sleazy liar with a habit of bullshitting. You could call him a horseshit artist.
by Badwig November 23, 2022
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Horseshitfucky

When someone is scamming you telling you that you can get free crap, it's horseshitfucky.
Also Chase Elliott's favorite word.
The NAPA Chevy was good it practice, like Ryan Blaney saying horseshitfucky.
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