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English Horseman

When a standing male urinates between the legs of someone sitting on a toilet (who is also urinating). Often done as a sexual fetish or to save time when the bathroom line is long.
Becky: I have to go to the bathroom.
Martin: Me too! English Horseman?
Becky: What's that?
Martin: It's when I pee through your legs while you pee.
Becky: Please go away.
English Horseman by RancorTrainer January 5, 2014
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HorseManDan 

Dan is a cool youtuber who gets his art from ameer1029 he is very pog and likes subs he livestreams often
HorseManDan uses ameer1029's pfps you know?
HorseManDan by ameer1029 March 1, 2021

Bojack Horseman 

An animated show on Netfix about the horseman, Bojack Horseman, which explores the depravity of human nature (yet not utterly depraved) and the context of the actions of sexually exploitive men in Hollywood, especially how such exploitation is a result of the culture of sex directly after the Sexual Revolution

In the show, Bojack is an actor who previously starred on a Seinfeld/Rags to Riches-esque show, Horsin' Around, who does very little more with his life for a while
Bojack Horseman? Isn't that the horse from Horsin' Around?

Yeah, that show sucked but I liked it.
Bojack Horseman by Euangelion October 1, 2021

horseman 

In New Zealand Hip Hop, a Horseman is an individual who is capable of consuming extremely large quantities of alcohol.
"There's no drink limits,
And no-one to enforce it
We don't take little sips
We fuckin' horse it."
horseman by aotearawstyle June 12, 2005

horseman 

1. A mythical beast who is half-man, half-horse, and prone to kleptomania. One may only hear the clattering of hooves and see the swishing of his tail around a corner before you realize that your stuff is gone.

2. A term of exasperation used when something goes awry.
1. Where's my ipod? (clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop), (swish). Oh goddamnit! Horseman took it.

2. If you knock over your beer on the table, not only wasting your beer but getting the table wet as well, and forcing you to go get a towell to clean it up while being ridiculed by your peers, you might be prone to yell out.... HORSEMAN!
horseman by walrusjuice December 11, 2008

horseman 

A man with the genitals of a horse.
Nice bulge, horseman
horseman by Carrmichael May 13, 2005

Headless Horseman

When the driver, preferably girl, gives a blowjob to the passenger. Often confused with road dome. Except this gives off the appearance no one driving the car, like the headless horseman.
Heard he got road dome!!-Jeff
Nah bitch he got dat headless horseman shit, she was driving!!!-Grizzy
Headless Horseman by HGrizzy July 2, 2011