When a woman poops but instead of the poop dropping into the toilet, the poop curls into her vagina, possibly causing pleasure.
by PUTTHEPOOPINMYVAGINA January 26, 2014
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by Mozzz January 11, 2014
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After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.
by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014
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"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."
"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."
"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."
by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013
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