Goat Horning

When a woman poops but instead of the poop dropping into the toilet, the poop curls into her vagina, possibly causing pleasure.

- Katie was caught Goat Horning the other day.
- Did she like it?
- I think so.

by PUTTHEPOOPINMYVAGINA January 26, 2014

Shoe-horning

The act of forcibly inserting ones knob, shaft and entire scrotum into an unsuspecting and unwilling females vaginal canal.

I needed to go more than balls deep in this slammin' hottie... So I ended up shoe-horning her.

by Mozzz January 11, 2014

Shoe-horning

After a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking, a girl wants to have sexual congress with you. However, your pink crayon isn't up to the task. You're determined, however, and decide to cram Ol' Floppy inside of her. You're determined to get it up, but it ain't happening. You keep flaccidly stabbing away with zero results. She goes home deeply disappointed.

"I tried shoe-horning my 'flaccie' inside of her last night, but no go."

by Weiner Tits January 1, 2014

Horning

Horning - verb. The act of using a Shofar (ram's horn) to wake up, surprise, or spook an otherwise unsuspecting victim. Popularized in a viral video uploaded to the web in January 2013.

"We tried Horning Kim last night, but we laughed too much and she heard us."

"Dude, we could barely fuckin breathe after we horned Jordan last night, we were laughing so much. I think he was convulsing so hard that his synapses were fried."

by Dreamy_Dave January 16, 2013

Horning

When one rhino shoves their horn up another rhinos ass

I saw two rhinos horning in a nature documentary

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 8, 2019

Horning

The act of when one rhino shoves their horn up another rhino’s ass

Never watch Nat Geo Wild, I just saw two rhinos horning

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 9, 2019

Horningitis

The act of being so horny that you need to be cured of it

I had a bad case of horningitis, hope I am cured very soon

by Smiley s October 30, 2019