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Horneranxious

A riff on "hornery" which is the sensation of being ornery due to being horny. It is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

Horneranxious is horny + ornery + anxious. The word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

It can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to fuck frequently to relieve tension.
My man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

I have a big interview tomorrow. I'm horneranxious. Can we fuck already?
by barnabeast January 16, 2010
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hornery

adj. A general cantankerousness experienced in times of erotic drought.
I thought it was PMS, but I realized my girl was just hornery.
by Silvio Rabioso August 5, 2009
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Hornery

The condition one succumbs to when one is sexually frustrated to the point of aggression.
"He's in a bad mood, looks like he needs to get laid."
"Don't mind him, he's just hornery."
by Professor Wormbog January 4, 2006
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Hornster

A rat (person) that craves physical and sexual contact with the opposite gender.
Dude! John is such a hornster feelin up all those girls
by Pigeonsodomizer April 26, 2019
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Hornery

Lustful or sexually excited while unpleasant in disposition or temper.

Turned on and angry at the same time.
1. I'm hornery because I'm frustrated that I can't have sex

2. I shouldn't be aroused by that. That makes me hornery

3. After today's clusterfuck I feel so hornery, and going to take out my anger through sex/masturbation. (see: rage fap, rage fuck)
by trendy67 October 27, 2022
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The Horner

The Horner is a true drunk's dance move, used where ever you feel you need to use it. It's done by punching the air upwards with your left hand, then switched by your right, while continuously movin your hips to the music, and drinkin up.
"Dude! Your totally rockin The Horner!" OR "Do the best fuckin move out there! - The Horner!"
by Parsons & DJ March 20, 2008
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Max Horner mason

a SNAKY bitch
fat & severly clapped
gets all the mens
liked banging decapitated swan heads
stinky nonce
Max Horner Mason just fuckd my 4 year old kid
by Otter4718 February 7, 2018
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