Homeostasis

In biology, the ability of a system or living organism to adjust its internal environment to maintain a stable equilibrium, for example the ability of warm-blooded animals to maintain a constant temperature. It can also refer to a dynamic equilibrium or balance.

My temperature is 98.6. I am at homeostasis.

by Joshof7gyms June 22, 2011

Jævla hore

A norwegian word that you tell a girl after they have given you a nice present or something.

Awww, thanks jævla hore.

by Rorri October 9, 2020

Homeopathy

Medicine able to cure everything except actual illness.

Example: Chop a homeopaths leg off.

Cure that homeopathy!

by tlc01 January 25, 2011

homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!

Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.

by Akit April 4, 2004

Hormona Plus Plus

A very VERY serious medical condition that causes those unfortunate enough to be carriers great social and moral issues. HPP is a hormone unbalance that results in a great over abundance of Sexual-YernYern Hormones that cause those who are inflicted very sudden and severe "episodes" in which the patient will act out in some uncontrollable sexual way (rape, molestation, groping). These episodes can occur up to 10 times a day...and once one begins....NO ONE CAN STOP IT! This causes the inflicted great stress and moral issues, and sadly, the only treatment on the market today is Hormona Gone Gone, which causes users to instantly gain 100 pounds.

-Did you hear about that girl Anna?
-No, what happened?
-She has this crazy condition called Hormona Plus Plus which like causes her to rape people...I heard once she was staying at her grandmothers because her parents wanted to keep her away from her newborn sister because she might...you know...and she like crawled into her grandmothers bed in the middle of the night because she was having an HPP "episode" and she like walked her hand up her grandma's leg singing "over the river and through the woods, to grandmothers house we go..."
-Oh My God!!! Did she wake up????
-Yeah, Mid-Climax!!!!
-Now THAT is what I call and awkward family reunion!

by Old&Brave November 18, 2010

Hoeopoly

“hoeopoly “ is a game Overlord Da Rula personally made up which is between chess and monopoly , instead of trying to buy businesses in monopoly , in his game you conquer hoes , and the chess part comes in because they are your pawns and you use them for how long you can and when you can’t anymore u discard of those .

I want so much hoes I’m in the mood to play Hoeopoly

by Papi Deshy October 4, 2018

Hormone Bomb

used to describe those between the ages of 11 and 15 (middle schoolers), referring to the erratic and often irrational behaviors that often accompany puberty. Can also refer to their emotional outbursts and perverted tendencies.

You'll have to excuse them for their drama queen tendencies and pre-occupation with sex. They're little hormone bombs, after all.

by MissSarai October 7, 2008