Horatio

Jesus' middle name. Sometimes shortened to just the initial 'H'. This form of Horatio is used most often when excited, angry, or surprised.

Jesus Horatio Christ! -or- Jesus H. Christ!

by allisex August 7, 2008

Horatio

Horatio. Well Horatio is a wierd kind of guy you know. A very sad emotional type of person. He also gets mad very fast..?Probably gets it from his parents who knows✋. Very self-contained and will extricate himself in any bad or harmful situation or altercation. Very handsome and a well known funny funny guy. A very very nice person, the type of person to give you his last 50 bucks if it was that kind of situation, very nice. And also welly mannered and well behaved kind of person. Exclusive when it comes to laughter with that person, And is Very Respectfull don't ever think of him or her as a Disdain or Disdainfully person. He is quite the opposite.

Bro he\She just pulled a Horatio on that chick\vato\guy

by Bob Jiggy April 16, 2019

Horatio-Caining

To say something deeply underwhelming in a profound way and immediately following the statement with a melodramatic gesture; not unlike how in all the show's opening scenes, CSI: Miami's lead character Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) usually makes an anticlimactic statement, slowly slides his aviator sunglasses on, and looks off into the distance.

That guy is always Horatio-Caining any chance he gets! He's always waiting for the right moment to drop a single sentence he's been sitting on all class and then to slowly take off his glasses and stare out the window.

by notyourmamasiambicpentameter February 21, 2018

horatia

sexy mf from Chile she's really fun to be around and has rich parents

horatia is really cool

by ax3ldubat7 April 16, 2021

Horatio

UK slang, rhyming = fellatio
To give oral sex on a male member. From the popular Horatio Hornblower novels.

She performed horatio all night long and we never even went to sea.

by black flag May 29, 2004

the flaming horatio

the flaming horatio is when a women sticks a straw up a latin mans anus after he just took a drippy shit from the fire sauce at taco bell

" my man was releaved becasue i gave him the big ol nasty flaming horatio again, he was loose though, weird"

by klamdon October 20, 2003

Horatio Cane

Receiving oral with sunglasses on, as you're about to spew, you take off your sunglasses ala Horatio Cane and blow your load in her face

I was at the beach receiving fellatio, as I was about to climax, I pulled out, and gave her a "Horatio Cane"

by El Duro July 7, 2008