Hotchkiss 

The school you go to if your aunt is the same person as your mother. Generally attended by children who's special needs prevent them from wiping their own asses. Teachers have been known to show up to class drunk, stoned, and/or indecently exposed. While the school dean brags that many students grow up to attend the top 20 colleges in the country, that statement is only true if you consider secretly living in a cardboard box in the basement and dealing crack to students "attending." Notable times in the school history include the syphilis outbreak of '87, the great manure fire of '96, and that time that a student realized that he wasn't really in a horrible, strangely erotic dream.

Did you hear about the Hotchkiss kid who accidentally drowned to death when he tried to watch the rain fall down?

Hotchkiss by Student . October 31, 2008

Hotchkissed 

Every year, the Choate XC and Hotchkiss XC teams play eachother on their respective parents weekends. Every year Hotchkiss will lose by some rediculous margin especially in the JV race. To be Hotchkissed is to lose by a margin so rediculous you can only stand there in awe

Dude Numero Uno: They really didnt place one guy in the top 10?

Dude Numero Dos: Yeah man they placed 17 guys before their one, they got Hotchkissed

Hotchkissed by CRH XC April 20, 2005

hoochies 

hot bitches that go to your school usually a little prudey but if ur lucky nuff ull snag some poontang

Damn at the maple grove game where wayzata toasted them maple grove has a hella lotta hoochies specially the cheerleaders but i bet they are all prude

hoochies by matt December 3, 2004

hotchkiss 

The only man to successfully merge the twin world of history and no pants.

Hotchkiss took off his pants today

hotchkiss by Grady Christ February 4, 2005

Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street

Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga

Hoochies before bed by Ryan, Grayson, Regina, Garrett September 26, 2009

French Hotchkiss

The act of taking a ginger in the shower and having her shave your ass hairs and putting them on her face, giving her a beard.

John: Hey Sara, wanna give me a french hotchkiss?

Sara: sure as long as you have a clean shower and a fresh razor

French Hotchkiss by Richard Feelsgood January 24, 2011

Hotchkiss

producing a hot moist fart then immediately after squatting over another persons face and having them kiss your freshly fart coated sphincter.

Can I barrow your lip chap. Me and the gang spend two hours giving each other hotchkiss’s last night.

Hotchkiss by BoobNoodle November 13, 2025