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honey bear note 

an intimate note you send a special person often containing praise, thanks, romantic thoughts.
(honey bear note) Thank you so much for your sexy message the other day. In fact, it was so stimulating, it made me ovulate the next day. This is the kind of effect you have on me, honey bear
honey bear note by Krkič November 4, 2019

Honey bear shot 

When a man ejaculates onto a woman or man's face or body, but instead of a flowing, milky, beautiful fireworks shot, it just oozes out the tip, similar to the way honey oozes from the bears head of that one brand of honey jar.
Yo, this man brought me home last night, but I could tell he had masturbated earlier because his cum was Iike a honey bear shot
Honey bear shot by Hamneggs1 September 25, 2020

Texas Honey Bear 

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?
Texas Honey Bear by Huragok April 18, 2018

Timbo Honey Bear 

Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.
guy 1: where are the cookies?
guy 2: I timbo honey beared them, good luck finding them.

airborne honey bear

The act of blowing your load on a flight attendant, yelling "TASTE THE HONEY"
Blake was giving my sister an airborne honey bear the other night. It was pretty sweet.

Honey Bunny Bear 

Honey Bunny Bear is your boo and you protect her whenever for whatever no matter what and no matter how far you got her back and ride for her.
Honey Bunny Bear by 17012014 July 11, 2018