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Honduran Well Pumper

One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .
Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper
by Fistertwice July 21, 2020
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Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
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The Honduran Torch

The act of turning a woman upside down, torching her pubes, and then fucking her with an ice-dildo in order to put out the flames.

This act takes some preperation. The woman must let her pubic hair grow to a considerable length. The act is as follows: The man turns the woman on her head, propping her feet against the wall. He then lights her pubic hair on fire. To set the fire out, he must fuck her with an ice dildo. The melting of the ice, with the water then flowing down her will subsequently quench the flames (due to her being upside down). AKA The Sherlock Holmes, only when the fire is started outside using sunlight and a magnifying glass.
Jane, John's girlfriend, surprised him on his birthday with a delicious Duck dinner. At the end of the meal, she dropped her pants and fulfilled his greatest fantasy by presenting him with her over-grown pubic hair and quickly demanding that he use the candle from the dinner to perform upon her the Honduran Torch.
by Mason W. May 11, 2006
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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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honduras

AWESOME BEACHES, AWESOME PARTIES, AWESOME GUYS, AWESOME GIRLS, FUNNY AND CARING PEOPLE, DELICIOUS FOOD, FULL OF CULTURE. SECOND LARGEST CORAL REEF IN THE WORLD, MAYAN CLUTURE.. AND, OHH... THE PARTIES <3
Marie: "Hey where do we go for summer?"
Martin: Come to Honduras and let's party like it's the end of the world.
by Honduran babe December 25, 2010
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honduras

A Great Freaken country, wich is located right in the middle of Central America. And let me tell you its a very unpredictable place to be in, people their are great specially the women!
climate is warm half the the year, and warm & rainy the rest, good to go to the beach
sam :dam dude, where you going for spring break?
john: to Freaken Bay islands in Honduras
by none85 April 24, 2005
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honduras

a country in central america that not many people have heard about. it is by El salvador and nicaragua.it is a place were the most cutiest most sexyest girls come from! hondurian women look better then brazilians even. most people say that brazilians are the most sexiest or italians are, but honduras got them beat, shit even the uglyest hondurian chick is alot more sexier then our hottest women in the united states,brazil,france,italy,venezuela,england,philippines etc. the women of honduras can make even the bravest of men quiver in shyness because of there tremendous beauty.
I am not hondurian but shit why are they the most sexiest race of girls on the planet??? there a small country and they manage to have such cute chicks, man even the fat hondurian chicks are hot

honduras= eyecandy
if you have bonner troble or erectile disfunction go to honduras, and your bonner will never go away! an i mean never!
by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011
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