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honduran rug burn

When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.
I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.
by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018
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The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
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by Crack15 September 2, 2019
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Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
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Honduran Well Pumper

One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .
Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper
by Fistertwice July 21, 2020
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