honorary pseudo-award

An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.

Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Honda package

When two guys share a partner, one doing her from behind (anal or in the vagina) and one from the front (oral).
Thus creating something similar to the Honda sign "H".

Andries and Dian saw a beautiful girl but couldn't decide whom was going to give her the magic sausage, so they decided to give her the old Honda package, and they reved her up until the V-tec kicked in yo.

by Rocky puncher May 26, 2015

hondabump

the act of bumping into another vehicle, targeting mostly teslas.

"what happened, yan? oh, someone performed a hondabump on my tesla. I'm pissed at the moment.

by Chris Napoleon MMX April 6, 2022

honda shitic

a rice burning, or riced out honda civic.
a.k.a. "rice burner"

Awww, what's that smell?!" "DUDE, it's that "honda shitic" over there.

by TunerFocus July 24, 2010

honda davidson

Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.

Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007

Powered by Honda

According to the majority of the world's riceboy population, if you put this sticker on your car it goes faster

"Whoah this dude's car has a powered by honda sticker on it! It must be fast!!!

by YS-Panda May 1, 2003

Honda Accord

A very ordinary looking car, but is surprisingly very reliable. This car will go through everything with you that involves travel. Most people that drive this car feel they are better than everyone else because they have had the same car for 20 years.

Guy #1: "Hey Guy #2, why do you drive your 15 year old Honda Accord around town for no reason? You just make yourself look like an ass."

Guy #2: "Hey man this car here is my baby, i got so attached to it, i named her Betty."

Guy #1: "You bastard!"

by Bob Bernstein December 12, 2010