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Homotextual

the act of one Male friend to constantly text another Male friend for the express purpose of 'saying Hi' or to merely see how another Male friend is doing. This egregious act by a Male friend undermines the "Bro Code" by attempting to replicate a spousal relationship between the two Male friends
Guy 1: Hey Buddy
Guy 2: Hey, what's up?

Guy 1: Just thought I would say Hi

Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: How's your day going?
Guy 2: Why do you have to act so Homotextual all the time?!? if you keep it up then I am going to break your fingers so you can't text me anymore

Guy 1: I don't even know who you are anymore? You are just so mean
by Billy BottleService January 4, 2011
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Someone aroused by messaging people of their own sex
Bill gets sexually aroused by messaging only men on his phone. He is believed to be a homotextual.
by Character Before Category March 18, 2012
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Homotextual

A male who engages in text messages with another man in a gay manner but is not actually gay.
Russ texted Matt to come sit on his face, but has no intentions of actually doing it. He’s such a homotextual
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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Gay, but from texas
"Alan doesn't even own a second gun, he's definitely a homotexual."
by SPAM Can Campervan April 14, 2023
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The glass and plastic are homotextural.
by Jenious McGee January 27, 2010
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One who solicits gay sex over an instant message service or a mobile "phone". Or someone who has gay "sex" only through the already mentioned mediums.
That guy's not really gay. He's just a homotextual.
by Levesque May 2, 2006
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dumbass,oftened used as an insult
Omfg you are a homosextical
by hhotstuff May 9, 2008
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