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Homosapien 

I'm the shy boy, you're the coy boy
I'm the cruiser, you're the loser
Homosuperior in my interior
But from the skin out I'm
And I think of your eyes in the dark
And I see the star
And I look to the light
And I might wonder right where you are
All the Gods in the sky, way up high
See the earth spinning 'round
But the sun and the moon
And the stars are so far from the ground
I'm the shy boy, you're the coy boy
I'm the shy boy, you're the coy boy
And you know we're Homosapien too
I'm the cruiser, you're the loser
Me and you sir, Homosapien too
Homosuperior in my interior
But from the skin out I'm
Homosapien too
And you're Homosapien too
And I'm Homosapien like you
And we're Homosapien too
And I think of your eyes in the dark
And I see the star
And I look to the light
And I might wonder right where you are
All the Gods in the sky, way up high
See the earth spinning 'round
But the sun and the moon
And the stars are so far from the ground
I'm the shy boy, you're the coy boy
And you know, we're Homosapien too
I'm the cruiser, you're the loser
Me and you sir, Homosapien too
Homosuperior in my interior
But from the skin out I'm
Homosapien too
And you're Homosapien too
And I'm Homosapien like you
And we're Homosapien too
And the worlds built of age are a stage
Where we act out our lives
And the words in the script seem to fit
'Cept we have some surprise
I just want this to last
Or my future is past are all gone
And if this is the case
Then I'll lose in life's race from now on
Homosuperior in my interior
But from the skin out I'm
Homosapien too
And you're Homosapien too
And I'm Homosapien like you
And we're Homosapien too
And I just hope and pray
That the day of our love is at hand
You and I, me and you
We will be one from two, understand?
And the world is so wrong
That I hope that we'll be strong enough
For we are on our own
And the only thing known is our love
I don't wanna classify you
Like an animal in the zoo
But it seems good to me to know
That you're Homosapien too
I'm the shy boy, you're the coy boy
I don't wanna classify you
Like an animal in the zoo
But it seems good to me to know
That you're Homosapien too
I don't wanna classify you
Like an animal in the zoo
But it seems good to me to know
That you're Homosapien too
I don't wanna classify you
Like an animal in the zoo
But it seems good to me to know
That you're Homosapien too
Homosapien by Death Menace April 1, 2023
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Homosapien

Man, I didn’t know that my dad was a homosapien until I walked in on him with the mailman!

homosapien-sexual

A person who says they are homosapien-sexual means that they can be attracted to anyone as long as that one is a homosapien. Homosapien being the scientific name for a human. It does not matter if the other person is male, female, trans, agender, gender-fluid, etc. Although, just because they can like any human, does not mean they like all humans. Can also be called by the more common name of Pansexual; however, homosapien is a bit more self-explanatory
Person 1: I can like anyone no matter their gender, just as long as they are human.
Person 2: So you are homosapien-sexual.
Person 1: Yes, or Pansexual. Whichever you prefer to call it.

Homosapien Juice 

Homosapien Juice is a juice which provides huge amounts of “great en”. “Great en” meaning GREAT ENERGY. Homosapien Juice has been proven to produce more testerone, causing an increase in athletic performance.
“Bro! I’m feeling sluggish, grab me a bottle of Homosapien Juice.

Homosapien Afraid

It does not mean being scared of humans like it should. It actually means afraid of gay people. Yes sir it is Homosapien Afraid
Me: Hey Billy, do you see Sterling over there?
Billy: Yeah! He's trying to kiss Bob!
Me: Bob should let him and just stop being so Homosapien Afraid...
Billy: Dude... really?

homosapien crumb catcher 

Hairy chest from Nordic descent
James: Good that Bob has a homosapien crumb catcher, while eating cheetos on my sofa!

Homosapien Sexual 

This holy expression may have been used over 1000 years ago to describe someone who did not want to breed with an animal. Clearly a lot of people used this phrase as breeding with an animal was at that time very odd and is today illegal.
Bro, you are homosapien sexual.

I am homosapien sexual.