Hoboglobin

a very drunk short sorority girl. Usually under 5'3. smells like fake uggs and boones farm. In order to hook up with her you must have a bac of 2.0 or higher

Dude blacked out last night woke up with a hoboglobin, she looked like an elf

by kopsteinthemopstein February 23, 2009

Hemoglobin Semen Coat

The result of having sex with a woman on her period.

Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.

by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018

Hemoglobin Lube

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

Hemoglobin

Random word used to describe frustration when you start bleeding

Oh my hemoglobin! Goddamn hemoglobin!

by USSRCommunistRussia July 18, 2022

Homogoblin

A word often confused for haemoglobin. However, not to be confused for a small green homosexual creature, often found in MMPORG's.

My blood contains homogoblin

by DjSatansfury November 17, 2003

hemoglobiny

ADJ: floppy and disgusting (referring to a vagina)

Your mom's v-jj is hemoglobiny.

by ur mom's third penis October 20, 2008

hemoglobin

An insult used to interupt someone who is talking or is about to talk. ... A phrase used to yell at people out of a car window, to confuses less inteligent street walkers

1 Frankie: Havign sex with dophin's is fu... Tom: hemoglobin
2 CBO: yea yea yea hemoglobin
3 Rew: *driving down the street*yelling at some dumb fuck Fucking hemoglobin

by MAD-Roger October 7, 2006