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homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
by Akit April 4, 2004
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homeowner's association

A dictatorial body of self-righteous, arrogant and controlling neighborhood busybodies who think they have a right to tell you what to do with your property, and won't hesitiate to turn you in for the smallest thing including keeping a car they don't like on your driveway, painting your house, manicuring your lawn, etc. It's basically a legalized form of extortion and facism.
A HATE ALL homeowner's association.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 3, 2008
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Homeownersexuals

A term used to describe two homosexuals who live together.
Barry: Have you heard about Brian and John?

Steve: No

Barry: They've just moved in together, they're Homeownersexuals now apparently.
by Ceapto August 24, 2012
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Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesterers February 10, 2010
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Homeowner's Association

A homeowner's organization (Or HOA) is an organization whose job is to ensure houses in a community look nice, and other rules involving said community. Doesn't sound so bad on the surface, correct? In fact that sounds downright reasonable. The problem arises from the type of people who make up that organization--they are the most vindictive, petty, karen-type motherFUCKERS to ever live on this god forsaken rock. They are another reason to stay out of Suburbia, a barren wasteland of the same 4 prefab houses copy pasted over and over again, barely fit for comfortable human habitation.

What do you mean the grass is one millimeter too long, who the FUCK measures grass? There's a WEIGHT LIMIT for dogs in this place? Why are they upset about the trash cans being at the curb, do they think people even care? These people like to micromanage their community with no regard for rule numero dos of life: Mind Your Own Damn Business.
Fuck the Homeowner's Association.
by bapbapbapabpahfb July 29, 2022
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homepwnership

Annoying maintenance/labor/money costs of owning a home. You may own the house, but the house pwns you.
Yeah, sure, you're building your equity or whatever, but you also have to fix plumbing, redo the roof, and mow the lawn. Homepwnership ain't for me, broseph.
by 82times January 3, 2009
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Homeowner

-Dude that guy over there is such a homeowner
-Nah man hes cool, he def just rents.
by Ralphus May 2, 2004
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