When you shit in a girl's vagina and then stuff ground beef into the orifice. Then she expels it onto a kaiser roll and seasons it with a small Indian man's pubes.
by Yanbo May 2, 2010
Get the Sloppy Hofmann mug.The relationship between a Pimp and his Ho.
"Phatman and Sugar are fully in a Homance"
"The shadows in the alley hid the fact that Sapphire only had 4 teeth. A rat scuttered across his foot and the Homance of the situation wasn't lost on the Phatman"
"Their Homance is built on dollar bills for cheap thrills"
"it's so Homantic the way Phatman uses his pimp hand on Angel"
"Homance is love on the streets"
"The shadows in the alley hid the fact that Sapphire only had 4 teeth. A rat scuttered across his foot and the Homance of the situation wasn't lost on the Phatman"
"Their Homance is built on dollar bills for cheap thrills"
"it's so Homantic the way Phatman uses his pimp hand on Angel"
"Homance is love on the streets"
by grogboy January 16, 2011
Get the Homance mug.they most amazing girl in the world. the one with the smile that will just change your day for the better. the most beautiful girl in the world. the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you ever see her smile you will then know the defintion of the word perfect. the most caring girl you will ever meet. shes the meaning of the word perfect and nothing can ever change that.
by mr. hofmann December 3, 2011
Get the kimberly hofmann mug.The name that those of us who go to Horace Mann affectionately call our school. Those attending lesser schools call us Ho Mann thinking that it might offend us, but instead it doesn't, and just boosts our gleaming confidence even more. Learn from that.
by HMer April 30, 2005
Get the Ho Mann mug.A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.
by Friendly'z January 27, 2008
Get the Hofmann mug.A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.
I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!
My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!
My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!
by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006
Get the hamann mug.A "Homance" is the female equivalent of a Bromance. A homance is a strong love between two straight females, the relationship can be described as closer than friends but less than a dating relationship.
Man Ashley and Kristen have such a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
-We aren't Lesbians, We're bestfriends! We're a Homance!
by K10_11 July 27, 2010
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