Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.

Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!

by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010

Holy Fuck Ton

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

by 777tobi March 21, 2009

holy fucking shit

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.

Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.

by harry flashman July 8, 2003

Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.

Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!

by NattyM December 31, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit

HFS: An acronym standing for Holy Fucking Shit, mainly used for things that require more than just a "Fuck" or a "Shit."

Person 1: Bro someone left a huge dook in the toilet bowl!
Person 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

by Mac-role Roll May 17, 2018

Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011

holy fuck knuckle

An exclamation of awe.

Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.

by beNZylpiperazine August 7, 2007