Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox

Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!

by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017

Big holing

Making an Emergency application of the train brakes

Paul: My locomotive was hurling down the mountain when I got the signal that Birdie was tied to the railroad track.

Paco: What happened?

Paul: Well, I started big holing but unfortunately I was only 100 yards away from her when I got the signal. You do the math.

by ignatius1004 May 1, 2010

Badger holing

The act of putting ones balls in another mans anus

I badge holed him so much he gasped in orgasm. Now all we do every weekend is badger holing

by frezeeblast August 22, 2015

honking out a dirt snake

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

by viviris April 14, 2010

here's hoping

An expression or idiom showing someone's desire for something to happen.

Due to bad weather, my flight to Makkah got canceled; here's hoping they will reschedule it for today.

by Aishah_noor November 22, 2013

Hodking around

Hodking around is a phrase which is used when someone (mostly women) is having sex with the whole neighborhood,city or state.

It comes from the czech "hodkuju" after the Great Slut of Chomutov, to honor her and remind everyone that no-one can ever suck the whole ice hockey junior league (may the Pirates cum her).

Person1: What's Elizabeth doing?
Person2: Well, she's just hodking around

by Cdxd May 29, 2019