A guy who tries to be someone he isn't. Usually plays golf and acts like a high roller but really isn't. A person who is fat, slimy, greasy, and a fake. His face reflects one of a horse and tries to crack jokes that aren't funny at all. He is an overall red neck that plays golf, usually has no money, no wife(still more than 5 kids), and has no health insurance due to his drinking and smoking all day. He is a guy that also yells at his kids at every sporting event and attends it like its the super bowl. He is a redneck dick that yells and screams, drinks, smokes, and plays golf all day. Yet, can't afford health insurance
"God Mike plays golf all day but can't even afford health insurance"
"yeah he seems like a horschack to me"
"yeah he seems like a horschack to me"
by MikeisAHorse March 29, 2010
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Invented by another two delusional teenage girls.
Invented by another two delusional teenage girls.
by Catherine July 26, 2004
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Get the hoitch mug.Swedish incest sex practice. originated from the small town of Bärtschikon, the legend says that a Farmer's boy named hönsch, a traditional farmer's name, raped his underage sister. She allegedly died afterwards, and kept on haunting the family until this day. To hönsch is to rape one's sister, with her haunting your family afterwards.
he did a hönsch.
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Get the haischa mug.TDD is the name of a cult created in a christian school in Italy that believes in the "Hoichi" the wich is defined as the "scream of pleasure" of Asian females. The humans who can execute the Hoichi are called "Hoichi Yellears".
"I heard a great hoichi on pornhub last night!"
"I want to become a hoichi yellear, but i do not have the asian genes..."
"I want to become a hoichi yellear, but i do not have the asian genes..."
by FishermanAntony January 28, 2018
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