Hogarth

The act of defecating upon the chest of a sexual partner while eating a Reuben.

"Jessica, why do you smell so bad?"
"I let Tim give me a hogarth."

by Nukethwhls January 7, 2010

Mr. Hegarty

The god of all schools who teaches me math better than all my maths teachers combined :D

Sorry Miss Reggler but I learned nothing from you this year. It was all thanks to Mr. Hegarty :)

by The Real Mr. Hegarty 📖 August 19, 2022

hoggarth

Being the muther fucking shit.

Dude, Stop being such a Hoggarth, you are making the bitches wet.

by Shmohs March 17, 2014

Mr Hegarty

The best teacher the world has ever seen or will see unless someone else starts a multi-million dollar corporation hell-bent on the appreciation of maths

oh look he's Mr Hegarty. yeah he's such a teacher person

by reubeno March 8, 2021

Hoegatry

Word describing the mannerisms a hoe would usually do

Girl, stop this hoegatry , he has a girlfriend.

by notnoony September 4, 2016

HegartyMathsYouTWber

HegartyMaths is a website that secondary schoolers normally use and is used for of course maths if you need help this man sounds like a youtuber then sometimes doesn't help you but waste your time and if you don't do your hw then youll have 34 fricken tasks

HegartyMaths:Hello its Mr Hegarty here
Me:HegartyMathsYouTWber?

by McdonaldsAreClosed May 19, 2020

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation

Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021