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ground hogging

when you have to shit really bad and the shit keeps on sticking its head out like a ground hog in the ground
Dad, stop the car! I have to shit so bad it's groundhogging!
by gHeFaGaSs69 8====> February 23, 2003
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e-hogging

Similar to hogging... E-Hogging is the act of (electronically) meeting women on the internet through various means such as dating sites, chat, craigslist etc...
You then proceed to meet them somewhere and bring them back to your place to shag. Then send them home and don't call them again.

CAUTION: Fat chicks are generally kinda clingy and want a steady relationship, So you may need to lie about your intentions to them. I.E.

"You're really special and I haven't felt this way in a long time."
"I think I'm falling in love with you."
"I want to get married and have children with you."

When in actuality what you're plans are:

"I'm going to have sex with you just because I haven't been laid in a while, but I have no actual intention of ever talking to you again."
"So dude, you been e-hogging lately?"

"Ya Bro, I met this fat bitch online and I raw dogged her in my wife's bed!"

Bro: "Dude, gross...but kinda sweet!"
by greenz0r March 30, 2009
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hogging

to go out on the town in the interest of scoring a fat woman.
Hey Bob lets pick up some Twinkies and go hogging.
by Copie Boy November 6, 2002
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hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.
Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.
by dave June 28, 2004
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hogging

the act of bagging the fattest bitch you can
'sunshine' loves to go hogging
by Adam Raynard April 27, 2006
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Jew Hogging

The act of aggressively stealing property or anything of value from a friend, family, or random person.
Man, stop Jew hogging all the fun.
by Cakner December 5, 2009
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Space hogging

Space hogging is when someone hogs and won't share any type of space that is designed for shared enjoyment such as a bed, sofa or a seat on a public form of transport.
I am lying in bed next to my girl and she is space hogging all of the space again!
by Deep_thought January 10, 2016
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