ad hoc

a bull shit commitee that a large corporations create to pander to their employees.

I have to sit on that bull shit employee retention ad hoc commitee

by Wade McIntyre November 27, 2004

cum hoc ergo propter hoc

Latin for "with this, therefore because of this"

Basically says, just because A = B , and B = C, A ≠ C.

Example of cum hoc ergo propter hoc:

If Chad likes Megan, and Megan likes Barbie Dolls, that does not mean that Chad likes Barbie Dolls.

by the fallacy October 15, 2011

Dai cuong hoa hoc huu co

You would rather die than to study this shit. Whenever someone talks about this, just slap them directly with a saucepan.

Dai cuong hoa hoc huu co kho vai ca lon

by hatemaths February 6, 2023

HOC blocker

A driver that insists on driving slower than normal freeway traffic in the high occupancy/carpool lane, thus slowing all cars behind them.

That HOC blocker up there has been doing 63 the whole way from the 110 to the 22!

by Deebeedub November 11, 2017

HOC

honour our community

free da hoc mod

by SSWR_HOC October 23, 2025

HOC

A Hoe On Call (HOC) is a person (most often, but not exclusively, female) whom receives recurring payments from a client to perform sexual acts upon demand. This is done with a mutual understanding that the two are not in a relationship, but instead are both are in agreement to use one another. A the situation is similar to that of a sugar daddy/baby, but the terms are slightly more specific and less ambiguous. The arrangement is not unlike that of a lawyer on retainer by a client or business.

Adam: "who was that you were texting?"
Bryan: "oh that's just my HOC. I'm letting her know I need her here tomorrow night so we can fuck"

by ConKing August 1, 2021

Post hoc rationalization

Don't care bitch you don't hage a right to do it EITHER WAY you fucking mongrel. You need to take your own advice and humble yourselves OR get your kids murdered more frequently until you learn to stop infesting people's lives like the cockroaches you are.

Hym "You're trying this as post hoc rationalization and it isn't going to work. 1 or 0 fuck-face. Choose."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024