hobnocker

a person who slaps people with his penis

that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick

by thehobnocker November 9, 2009

hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

hobnocker

A hobnocker is someone that does something illegal and gross (not to be confused with "hobnobber," which is a cool and awesome geek).
A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs.
A hobnocker is an alcoholic.
A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing a lowlife and pervert.

A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia.

That hobnocker should be arrested !

by offtheheasyjm March 6, 2010

hobnocker

Someone who runs around knocking on people’s doors and flashing them when they answer.

Dude 1: Hello?
Hobnocker: hey ;)
Dude 1: Ew, you hobnocker!

by NipFace May 30, 2020

hobnocker

a gross and a illegal person which is a hobnocker

Billy is a hobnocker

by Random85 May 26, 2014

hobnocker

an animal that has sex with a human

that monkey over there is a hobnocker

by rowdyroxy December 6, 2009

hobnocker

someone who is a total jerk

your such a hobnocker!

by freestylingdrums June 26, 2010