HOHO

An acronym for “Hop On, Hop Off.” A selfish sexual partner who cares about their own pleasure but gives little or no consideration to their partner’s comfort or satisfaction.

“He got his and didn’t care whether I enjoyed it. Total HOHO.”

HOHO by OofFactor October 1, 2026

HoHo Queef 

The air discharge resulting from rolling up an African American Woman's flapjack titty like a HoHo and rapidly pressing it together with ones palms.

Guy 1: "Dude, Tanisha's got such sweet flapjack tits that I'm always rollin em up like a Hostess HoHo and squeezing em for fun."
Guy 2: "Yea dude, that's a HoHo Queef. They smell like cocoa and sound like a t-shirt gun! BOOF!"

HoHo Queef by Bart Hanover January 13, 2013

Hoho The Monkey 

To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.

Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.

Hoho The Monkey by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Hoho Meat 

The substance found in the clogged arteries of the big fat fatty that just dropped dead of a heart attack.

Doctor, what was the cause of death?

It was a heart attack due to Fatty McFatfat's arteries being clogged with hoho meat.

Hoho Meat by lowdogman July 28, 2011

hoho mukatte kurono ka 

means "ohoh, you're approaching me"

A sentence used by jojosexuals, yes it is a JoJo reference to part 3 but it ain't funny man. Don't make these kind of jokes. People will think you are just another JoJosexual.

Person 1 (JoJosexual): hoho mukatte kurono ka?
Person 2 (a common dude, or a culture weeb): no.

hoho mukatte kurono ka by satou kazuma June 4, 2020

hoho poser 

a santa wannabe that kant fuck a teddy bear

that hoho poser cant rape a butterfly

hoho poser by ??? February 5, 2003

hoho rolls 

An easy way to count the weight on a fat person.

1: Wow she's fat... how much do you think she weighs?

2: I'm not sure... let's count the hoho rolls.

hoho rolls by Plokmju August 11, 2016